I mean everyone calls out of work for their birthday, right?
— Stephen Colbert (via wilwheaton)
Anonymous said: on a scale from 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with cats?
So, we’re going to India! 2 weeks, 4 cities, one wedding. Christmas 2014.
- Friend: Alison is crazy!
- Me: No, she's just stressed and pressured.
- Friend: She killed her neighbor!
- Me: NO, she LET her die. It's different. Negligent homicide at the worst.
- Friend: I'm concerned for you.
- Me: I'm concerned for Alison.